If both Canada and the US were cars; the US would be a gas guzzling Hummer and Canada would be a canoe.
“You may have more bombs, but we have free Health Care!”
“Oh yeah! Well you may have free Health Care, but we have photo shopped super models!”
“Well at least Canada didn’t produce a little bitch like that Snooki chick!
Well played America.
Today is Canada day, so far it sucks because I have to come into work and write-up some obits…it’s a hell of a good way to spend the holiday. It’s not too bad if I hold a sparkler in my hand while on the phone with the funeral homes.
What’s the difference?
Well America has their Independence Day on Monday so although it’s only 3 days apart, technically we’re first. America’s older though, about 91 years older.
Also, as a country, America is much fatter than Canada (shocker). While only about a quarter of the Canadian population is considered obese over a third of Americans are fatty’s. Not hard to believe since America has over 13,000 McDonald’s restaurants and feed over 46 million Fatty McFaterson’s a day.
Ok what else?
Canada has poutine’s and better beer…
USA has Popeye’s chicken.
Canadians are typically better at playing hockey…
Americans are usually better at auto tune…
In the end though; can’t we all just get along?
How’s aboot this…if you forgive us for Bryan Adams we’ll forgive you for Twilight.
Happy Canada Day Bitches!