Last Sunday night it sounded like a fat person was being thrown through my front door, turned out to lighting…
Almost the same thing.
Seriously though, that shit was crazy. I’ve honestly never woke up and had the words “Oh shit!” came out of my mouth before my eyes were even open.
I even remember having trouble falling back asleep, so I got up to go take a piss but I kept thinking “Why am I headed going to the washroom? I just pissed my pants.”
After I woke up I didn’t think anything of it, until I went home on my lunch to watch Prison Break on Netflix only to find out my Xbox got fried from the lighting strike. This is not good….
I need ma Prison Break.
You’re probably thinking; “Just watch Netflix on your computer.” BUT, Mr. Smarty-pants, where am I supposed to watch my porn if I’m watching Netflix on my computer? Betcha didn’t think about that asshole.
Speaking of assholes; you should have heard the conversation between me and the Xbox live “support” guy on the phone.
Funny how they refer to these guys as “support”…the only thing this guy was supporting was he boyfriend’s nut sack.
He had a thick Arab accent, which doesn’t bother me in the slightest; I just think it’s stupid that the businesses are making the call centre people change your name. Because there ain’t any way in hell your name is Nick.
Me- “Nick eh? Spell that for me please.”
Him- “Ahhh, N-Y-C-Z-K”
Long story short their fixing my Xbox, I just gotta find a UPS store around Wingham…so I’m off to Toronto!