For those of you who didn’t know me in Elementary/High school I was pretty chunky, but I had NO idea that I was this massive of a kid.
Holy shit I was big!
I was looking through some old picture last weekend with my Mom because she get’s pretty sentimental on Mother’s day. I found a picture that (for some reason) stuck out to me. I asked “Ma, how old am I there? 3? 4?”.
“Ahhhh, you were 1 years old.”
Here’s the best part; this is an exact quote of an email she sent when I commented on how obviously fat I was as a young kid…
“You were not fat, just a big healthy baby. I just rememered that I used to call you Rolly Poly (pronounced rollee polee) haha.”
No wonder my childhood sucked…