What’s up with those horribly depressing commercials on the telly about sick and hungry kids in Africa?
It’s almost as if they’re making you think that you’re a bad person if you don’t donate.
“For less than a cup of coffee a day, you can feed an African child…”
Why the fuck are you giving those kids coffee?! Give them a piece of toast or some shit.
I’ve developed a way we can all work together and get rid of those commercials; by donating to me!
Haha, did you see that coming?
Yeah I know it’s hypocritical to mock those PSA’s then ask for money myself but whatever give me some fuckin money 🙂
But seriously I’m doing a 30 hour famine in a couple of weeks and really need you help by sponsoring me.
Donate 5 bucks, a dollar, a quarter!
Whatever you can. I’d really appreciate it.
Now check out this horrible parody World Vision in Australia did of the Old Spice guy.
(The best part is that he never breaks eye contact with the teleprompter)